modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks



desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”


littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.


missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit


swaggie-llama:

rosiedoll:

scarletsamhain:

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen

guys the video

Amazing


bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

Kieren and his less than stellar enthusiasm about his epitaph.


pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues